Fact 1: Friday, 7 AM, start of travel day from Palermo, Italy to Porto, Portugal
Fact 2: Saturday, 4 PM arrived in Porto
Fact 3: That is 33 hours
Fact 4: There are 4 1/2 hours of flying time between the two cities, by the most common route
Fuzzy Fucking Math.
This is Alitalia:
This is Palermo, Italy to Porto, Portugal:
But there are no direct flights. One must go from Palermo to Rome, then Rome to Porto:
These are people waiting for the plane, which is late:
This is Alitalia, explaining that the plane will leave Palermo at least 90 min late:
This is me, wondering how I will make my connection in Rome on time:
This is me missing connection in Rome:
This is annoyed Alitalia employee explaining that I should instead go from Rome to Geneva, then to Porto, arriving after midnight:
These are Alitalia customers after hearing that the flight to Geneva will be 3 hrs late:
This is me, realizing that I would then miss the second connection to Porto:
This is Alitalia announcing that some of us must instead spend the night in an airport hotel in Rome:
This is me sprawled on a bed in an anonymous airport hotel, with no toothbrush or change of clothes, wondering if I will ever see my suitcase again:
This is me before going to Rome airport the next morning:
This is the result of Roman TSA agent ripping up my sweater-in-progress in order to confiscate my knitting needles, which people fly with all the time:
This is me pleading with him not to do it:
This is TSA agent mock-stabbing himself in neck to demonstrate his belief that I will do likewise to the pilot if he lets me take them on the plane:
This is me in end-stage murderous rage.
This is me drinking in airport bar at 11:00 AM:
Thus ends this sad & woeful tale
Of airport trouble & travail....
Did you know that the word "travel comes from the the French word "travail" which means work, and probably also what the English "travail" means: Full Definition of travail. 1a : work especially of a painful or laborious nature : toilb : a physical or mental exertion or piece of work : task, effortc : agony, torment.
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